Constable Benton Fraser (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
understood) wrote2021-05-20 11:41 pm
understood) wrote2021-05-20 11:41 pm
IC Contact - Duplicity
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Hello. Yes, I thought he might. I would have come with him, but I didn't want to interfere.
Come home. Rampaging tiger on the loose.
Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to Dolittle the tiger.
Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to Dolittle the tiger.
[ The message bounces with no real indication of why. ]
quick question, do u know anything about arthurian legends?
Hi, Andy. I know some things about Arthurian legends, yes... although I'm hardly an expert by any means. Why do you ask?
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Hey Ben, quick question: Can you get blood out of lace?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
It depends on the volume of blood, the base material and original colour of the lace, and how long the blood has had to set.
[A small package is left at Benton's door. It's not addressed to Benton, but to Benedetta. Inside is a small well-calligraphed note 'For my Princess- Your Knight in Shining Armor'. And wrapped inside white tissue paper, a small bear:]
[ Oh no. Why. Why!!!
... despite absolutely not wanting a small princess bear, Fraser brings it inside and sticks it on a shelf with the note instead of throwing it away.
Then he texts Wade. ]
You're surprisingly skilled at calligraphy.
... despite absolutely not wanting a small princess bear, Fraser brings it inside and sticks it on a shelf with the note instead of throwing it away.
Then he texts Wade. ]
You're surprisingly skilled at calligraphy.
so, apparently i'm hosting an impact play demonstration for multiple people i've never met some time next week. do you wanna attend?
Is this a request for event security?
Edited 2022-03-10 00:33 (UTC)
MEET QI'RA. YOU TWO SHOULD TALK ABOUT SHAVING!
Hello, Qi'ra. Our dubious overlords have declared that we "should talk about shaving."
I prefer a straight razor, myself. I'm not sure what to add.
I prefer a straight razor, myself. I'm not sure what to add.
I haven't thanked you for the improvements at the house or checked on you since business began. How have you been?
Very well, thank you. Urban Nesting has gotten off to a busier start than I dared hope. And did I tell you that Andy and I have moved into a place of our own?
[He's asking both dads:]
If we do a housewarming party thing
what's a gift you think andy sr would like?
If we do a housewarming party thing
what's a gift you think andy sr would like?
Edited 2022-04-15 05:09 (UTC)
I'm sure he'd like anything you might think to get for him.
Two things:
1. What's for dinner?
2. Junior's having a friend over! His name is Ky, he's a werewolf, I told him we'd figure out something about full moons.
(i know that was way more than 2 things, i only realized as i was typing it)
1. What's for dinner?
2. Junior's having a friend over! His name is Ky, he's a werewolf, I told him we'd figure out something about full moons.
(i know that was way more than 2 things, i only realized as i was typing it)
I'm going to pick up pizza for dinner on my way home. Shall I bring enough for Ky? I expect Diefenbaker will be excited to meet another wolf.
Thank you kindly for the invitation. We'll be sure to attend.
Hey, got an invite to Huaisang's party. Figured you got one too.
my dear, is it ok if andy names his goat benjamin?
Hey. So, I know you'll ultimately do what you gotta do and all. And my feelings aren't your responsibility, but you do keep telling me I'm allowed to express them so.
I really don't want you to go on the suicidal pirate adventure. I think I can present a very reasonable and compelling argument against it, with solid logic and reasoning.
I really don't want you to go on the suicidal pirate adventure. I think I can present a very reasonable and compelling argument against it, with solid logic and reasoning.
I hardly think "suicidal pirate adventure" is a just description, when it is an exploratory voyage with no plans of preying on other ships. And of course there are reasonable and compelling arguments against it. So there are with any large and risky venture. That doesn't mean it shouldn't be attempted.
[ Andy's just had a very alarming conversation, so he's texting Ben, probably in the middle of the workplace. ]
where are you? got to talk to you right away. it's about andy, can't risk texting it bc then this hellhole will publish it.
where are you? got to talk to you right away. it's about andy, can't risk texting it bc then this hellhole will publish it.
I'm doing yard work at Huaisang's. Where are you? I'll meet you halfway.
Quick question. Would you be open to a threesome with Jopson?
I'm not at all sure your quick question has a quick answer!
I'm sure you're aware that I think him a very attractive man.
I'm sure you're aware that I think him a very attractive man.
@andysr [cw for likely discussion of violent delights party]
scarrystories
2022-08-15 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Party tonight. Invite says it'll last 3 nights, but I'll prbably be back by tomorrow 😘
[ He's really very grateful she's not here to see him trip up the stairs and almost faceplant when he opens it. ]
Good evening, Faith.
Good evening, Faith.
if someone says someone they knew did something kinda sketch to them
but that they're fine and it's all good
should i be worried 'cause it's sketch
or is this city influential enough that it might be true
and nothing's sketch at all
but that they're fine and it's all good
should i be worried 'cause it's sketch
or is this city influential enough that it might be true
and nothing's sketch at all
I want to make sure I have your question really clear in my mind before I try to answer it.
Are you asking if the city can influence people to behave in a way that they normally wouldn't, and treat people they care about in a way they normally wouldn't?
Are you asking if the city can influence people to behave in a way that they normally wouldn't, and treat people they care about in a way they normally wouldn't?
Hello, my name is Mrs. Maisel, and I'm calling you because a Mr. Wade Wilson listed you as a reference for my quota form. Could I trouble you to answer a few questions about Mr. Wilson?
[ There's a pause while Fraser unscrambles his brain after mentally keysmashing at that introduction. ]
Hello, Mrs. Maisel. You've reached Benton Fraser. I, ah. Certainly? Please, ask away?
Hello, Mrs. Maisel. You've reached Benton Fraser. I, ah. Certainly? Please, ask away?
What kind of size are we talking about, here? Does it need to be an actual fungus?
Hey uh this is sorta random I guess but uh
I really like Andy Jr
He's a real good kid
I'm glad you guys took him on
I really like Andy Jr
He's a real good kid
I'm glad you guys took him on
Greetings, Benton Fraser! My name is Count von Krolock, but you are welcome to call me Georg.
I heard you own a carpentry business, Urban Nesting?
I require your services, but I will tell you now it is an odd request.
I heard you own a carpentry business, Urban Nesting?
I require your services, but I will tell you now it is an odd request.
Greetings, Georg. That's correct. Could you provide me with some further details?
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