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Your friend came to see me.

CONGRATULATIONS

Come home. Rampaging tiger on the loose.

Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to Dolittle the tiger.

quick question, do u know anything about arthurian legends?

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Hey Ben, quick question: Can you get blood out of lace?

Asking for a friend.

[A small package is left at Benton's door. It's not addressed to Benton, but to Benedetta. Inside is a small well-calligraphed note 'For my Princess- Your Knight in Shining Armor'. And wrapped inside white tissue paper, a small bear:]

so, apparently i'm hosting an impact play demonstration for multiple people i've never met some time next week. do you wanna attend?

MEET QI'RA. YOU TWO SHOULD TALK ABOUT SHAVING!

I haven't thanked you for the improvements at the house or checked on you since business began. How have you been?

[He's asking both dads:]

If we do a housewarming party thing
what's a gift you think andy sr would like?

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Two things:
1. What's for dinner?
2. Junior's having a friend over! His name is Ky, he's a werewolf, I told him we'd figure out something about full moons.

(i know that was way more than 2 things, i only realized as i was typing it)

Hey, got an invite to Huaisang's party. Figured you got one too.

my dear, is it ok if andy names his goat benjamin?

Hey. So, I know you'll ultimately do what you gotta do and all. And my feelings aren't your responsibility, but you do keep telling me I'm allowed to express them so.

I really don't want you to go on the suicidal pirate adventure. I think I can present a very reasonable and compelling argument against it, with solid logic and reasoning.

[ Andy's just had a very alarming conversation, so he's texting Ben, probably in the middle of the workplace. ]

where are you? got to talk to you right away. it's about andy, can't risk texting it bc then this hellhole will publish it.

Quick question. Would you be open to a threesome with Jopson?

Party tonight. Invite says it'll last 3 nights, but I'll prbably be back by tomorrow 😘

[It's later at night when Benton receives a text. All it is is a picture of her in a bikini laying on a couch.]

if someone says someone they knew did something kinda sketch to them
but that they're fine and it's all good

should i be worried 'cause it's sketch
or is this city influential enough that it might be true
and nothing's sketch at all

Hello, my name is Mrs. Maisel, and I'm calling you because a Mr. Wade Wilson listed you as a reference for my quota form. Could I trouble you to answer a few questions about Mr. Wilson?

I need a giant mushroom.

Hey uh this is sorta random I guess but uh
I really like Andy Jr
He's a real good kid
I'm glad you guys took him on

Greetings, Benton Fraser! My name is Count von Krolock, but you are welcome to call me Georg.
I heard you own a carpentry business, Urban Nesting?
I require your services, but I will tell you now it is an odd request.

text; un: crimson

text, un: ay

text, un: ay [during tiger attack]